Harry PotterDraco Malfoy the Amazing Bouncing...Rat? by Maya, Draco/Hermione, along with some Harry/Ginny and Ron/ChoSeen as how I'm apparently in the mood to rec humor fics right now, I thought it might be a good time to rec my favorite humor fic of all time. It's just...amazing.A work of sheer comedic genius, in my humble opinion, but you'll have to read it to believe it. There are so many funy quotes in this fic I'm having trouble finding just one...basically, the gist of the fic: Draco gets turned into a rat, and ends up learning a lot more about Gryffindor house than he ever wanted to know in the process. What's an evil genius to do?Oh, also? About what I said about Draco/Hermione being one of the worst written pairings in the fandom? Well, it works in this one too...just in a completely different way than it does in 'Lights Out'. You'll see what I mean.Quote: Draco had considered this proposition at all angles, and had decided it was all a matter of degrees. For instance, Harry Potter's conflicting selves were probably GoodHarry and NaughtyDesiresToOccasionallyTakeCookiesHarry.Draco had named his EvilDraco and CompleteBastardDraco.They usually got on fairly well, and ganged up on other people.